EDIT: That someone was me. You might want to check to make sure your celebrity crush doesn't make certain things apply. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Only the first 5 columns are sorted, so this leads to very silly things.

Automatch's Mazda3 now has oversize tires, and he has a crush on Jake Gyllenhaal, *and* used to own ALL the same cars I did!

(Note: This is not intended to pick on Automatch, but shows that if you don't sort ALL THE COLUMNS, you're gonna have a bad time!)

URL Here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/cc…