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There are some people out there that really have unfortunate names. Dick Sargent, of Bewitched fame, changed his name from Richard Cox, and probably with good reason. Today’s discovery was some poor guy with the name Richard Kumpis, and I have a difficult time keeping a straight face; I hope he just sticks with Richard or Rich. Maybe it would be better to go by ‘Compass’ instead.

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