couldnt find me pinpass this morning...just found me daughters coat

turns out the missus got lazy a while back and told her the pincode to send her out to do the shopping.....

turns out daughter dearest memorized the code and helped herself to my pass to do some shopping today


(shes lucky she didnt spend much...or im not sure i’d still be joking with that gif)

anyhoo.... scuse me whilst i whoosh


oh wow...just as i was busy finding the whoosh me daughter walked in.... turns out she spent her own money to buy stuff and the exact ammount missing from my bank account whilst i didnt have the card is just a coinkadink...........




goddamnit at least try to make up a good fucking lie

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