...so you wait two weeks to tell me this?
God dammit.
And oh gee look my ex girlfriend from two years ago who got hotter since she broke up with me just texted me. She's talking about how into me she was when we were dating. But she has another boyfriend now.
I don't understand women.
I'm going to go work on my car.
Have a picture of my pinstripes I just put on yesterday.