My wife is suffering the wrath of Satan, or ad she calls it, shopping for clothes woth two teenage boys. She is a saint who spares me, but also wants to avoid me murdering our children.

I am hanging out in the backyard with my dogs and checking out my best projects. The zip line over the pool is my pride and joy.


I am particularly proud of this anchor to the Japanese maple.

My pond has been an 8 year labor of love.

Do you want to build silly shit in your yard? I once built a cat house called Meowlcatraz.


I am your guy if you want to build something stupidly fun.