”Sport Compact Crossover"

Picture this at its announcement...

Car company exec: ...you’ve seen our full size and compact crossovers, and now, try the hottest new craze, “Sport Compact Crossover” . It’s just like a crossover, but with the suspension lowered.


Crowd: *claps*

Me: That’s a fucking hatchback.

Inspired by Ron Swanson on Milk.

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