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I’m about to deliver a phrase that will change the course of your daily driving!

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Brace up, people!

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I hope you’re wearing shoes, because I’m about to knock your socks off!

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Are you ready for this??

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I’m serious!! Colin Chapman in a candy factory, baby! (That’s a pun on deliverin’ lightened mint).

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HEY HEY HEY!!! Don’t go! Yeah, that was rough, but it’s smooth sailing from here...

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Alright, here it is!!

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*Clears throat*

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*Uhh!!* The depths of my intellect could drown a fish.

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... I gotta get outta here...

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