Stay away. We don't want you.

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Seriously. Stop coming to Austin. You’re only going to make the traffic worse.

On average, 100 people move to Austin every day, and another statistic stated that those 100 people add 85 cars per day. Twenty percent of our total metropolitan population arrived in the last 8 years. It routinely takes me an hour to drive the 15 miles downtown for a rehearsal. So go away. Better yet, don’t come in the first place.


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