Meh-mbership Drive

HEAR THEE HEAR THEE, UNWASHED MASSES AND PEOPLE THAT USE THE V6 MUSTANG AS A STANDARD OF MONETARY MEASUREMENT:

Do you read Oppositelock? Do you think we’re all hacks and you could do better, if only they would publish my unhinged ramblings about Yugo’s missed opportunities in the US after the second Bush administration? Well wonder no-more! If you can fog a mirror, have appendages for typing, or need an outlet for all that pent-up automotive minutiae you’ve amassed over the years, comment on this post for authorship privileges. One of the Kinja Stasi friendly neighborhood Mods will review your commenting history and, provided you aren’t a lizard person or general terrible human being, grant you authorship.

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