So, when I’m really drunk I sometimes go on Google Maps Street View and try to scope out interesting cars. This time, I was in Queens and a few other parts of New York City.

So yeah, here’s an E28.

Here’s an interestingly painted retired NYC cab.

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This would be a New Yorker.

Here’s a ‘96 or something Caprice that managed to survive being a taxi to live on as a regular car. Not too many left out there...........

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Need I explain? He got into some heavy duty FiSTing and FiSTed himself into a tight spot.

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And a FoST with some interesting to say the least rear bumper protection going on. I think that’s a blanket with a tire tread stapled to it.

This isn’t a Taxi. That’s a Police car.

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This Miata was in Bushwick I think. Strange stance.

The next three were within the same half block. Somebody really likes their BMWs.

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Here’s an old boat. With a very interesting paint job. Probably daily driven.

JDM AS FUCK YO.

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Rolland Bait.

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An Audi 80. Dem folding mirrors.

Something something Accord Coupe.

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Westie! Benz wheels ftw.

Whatever the hell you want to call this thing.

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Forester XT with a heavily damaged Roadmaster in front.

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A Lincoln Navigator Boro cab.

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This really creepy van.

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God, Audi drivers and their parking right? The Nissan driver is the true asshat though.

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Kinda cool tagged van.

And a Bentley.