Because this is BS. Well we killed the WRX hatch, and now the market is full of performance hatches. So we’ll bring back the hatch...

What? You said you wanted the Impreza hatch to come back, and it’s back. What’s the problem. Not fast enough, you say? OOOOHHH Well the WRX is a seperate-but-not-at-all-because-it’s-still-the-same car now. Should have asked for a WRX hatch if that’s what you wanted... AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

-BUTTMOUTHS