To get over the craptastic day I decided to go to the Goodwill Outlet (where else) for a little retail therapy. Less than $23 bought all of the stuff below as well as lots more not pictured:

Sure, I need power supplies for the speakers and the remote as well as a controller for the Wii U, but those should be easy to find. The DVR has at least a 500 GB HD in it, so that’ll be yanked and put to use elsewhere. The Blaupunkt phone was purchased just for the cool retro look. All in all, a good day...