I’ve lost a lot of weight recently, which is great but I’m going way over the top with it as I do with all of my “hobbies” I love gummy candy, and there is no reason that I can’t eat the real thing. Still I decided to try a very small amount of sugar free gummy candy today, were talking about less than 10 large gummies...MISTAKE. Food poisoning is more fun.

I have a weak stomach, and there is a ton of info online about the side effects of candy sweetened with sugar alcohols...but I thought “fuck it, it can’t be that bad” Today friends, the internet was right.