Supermarket tabloids have discovered the new frontier in melting inches off your belly

According to leading health publications Woman’s World and First for Women, the new key to unlocking your secret weight loss ability is your thyroid. Which gave me an idea: one of my cats takes thyroid pills. Soon, veterinarians everywhere will be making huge profits selling Methimazole for human weight loss!

Sophia knows what’s up.


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