Forget everything else you’ve ever wanted.....

Say your a titan of business, a commander of various enterprises running from illegal dog fighting to the highly lucrative de-scrambled cable box racket, and your peers in the pill mill community are telling you to up your street cred by getting a flashy mid engined sports car, something like a questionable 85,000 mile F430 that burns a little oil or a nice Boxster S with a rebuilt title, but none of those really appeal to your reptile brain....what to do?

Why not combine the sharp driving reflexes of a mid engined sports car with the room and luxury of a limousine?....said no one....ever.

Behold....the Superossa!

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Class class and more class.....

Nothing says big pimping like rolling down your own window to glance at the honeys....

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Behold the state of the art entertainment centre!

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There are enough flat surfaces in here to do all the crank, special K, coke or Love my Carpet that you and friends can do!

A napkins for the inevitable fluid clean up too!

This gem is currently for sale of Craigslist for the low low low price of $99,000.

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A bargain really.

It seems they area hurry to sell since the previous owner died in a hot tub accident involving his gold chains and an overpowered pump.....

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Balling.

The seller includes a few pictures of Superossa on a flatbed too, it’s natural habitat, no doubt.

ACT NOW!