What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
  • “The Omega Man”: Do steal hot cars to make your escape from the mutants. Don’t let yourself fall in love and end up dying protecting that person.
  • “Soylent Green”: Do trust no-one. Don’t eat the green wafers
  • “Outbreak”: Do buck authority and come up with a real solution. Don’t play with stray monkeys.
  • “Andromeda Strain”: Do fund scientific research well enough to build a massive secret facility in the desert. Don’t worry about your sense of style everybody looks shitty in hazmat suits.
  • “Mad Max”: Do make friends with wandering bands of fuel-seeking nomads. Don’t drink the radioactive water.
  • “Zombieland” (or any zombie movie): Do aim for the head. Don’t get bit.
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