If you’re in the Porsche Club of America, you should really open up this month’s Panorama. I’m in it! With the Porschelump! You should read it! I drink beans from a shoe, and my car breaks! It’s good!

From Puff’s first Lemons race.

Rebellious Volvo

I got back from Sonoma Raceway the other day after driving in the 24 Hours of Lemons and pulled the video from one of my stints. I didn’t cut anything out, other than a couple of caution flags, so you’ll get to see me:

It is time. The Porsche time.

Rawr.

Getting ready for our 7th LeMons South race in Kershaw SC. In of the great things is the parade and block party in Camden. A good chunk of the town comes out.

Our Star Trek themed LeMons race car is coming together. Why Star Trek? Celebrating their 50th anniversery? Nope. Finding hope in the lessons it teaches? Nope. My 6 year daughter found the show a few weeks ago and likes Mr Spock. That is the only reason.

Paint job #6 for the Lemon. We had Starsky and Hutch, Elvis, Space Shuttle, an Al Gore car, Dukes of Hazzard meets Walking Dead and now this Star Trek Shuttle Craft.

MORE PURPLE CARS!

From the roof of the Race Rambler.

Jay Lamm holds the training wheel while an arc angel welds them onto Black Iron Racing’s BMW 535i from the first 24 Hrs of LeMons race in 2006.

I made it onto the episode of Top Gear US where they ran the 24hrs of LeMons. For about 1/2 a second I’m seen driving the orange E30 (I know it’s me driving since I’m the only one on the team with a white helmet).

This is the greatest LeMons car of all time.

“Hello, good sirs. I win at bunnying.” - Theo Bunny

Insomnia sucks. Rally Chicken doesn’t. Have more Chicken.

Most of us have at least heard of the 24 Hours of LeMons racing series. Many of us have participated ourselves. But what if you have no race car, no team, next to no money, and just want to go hang out and watch a bunch of uniquely decorated crapcan race cars circle the track? I did exactly that at this past weekend’s…

Blah blah #followfriday, whatever. Who you want to follow is Fluffy. Fluffy Bunny, Eater of Souls, rules all.