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Oct 7
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Why has no one put an SN95 on an N95 mask?

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Jul 19
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Why is it that, every once in a while, my phone will say “for additional security, please enter your password” when I go to unlock it? Why is a several letter password that can be known or guessed considered additional security to my fingerprint, which I assume is a lot harder to fake? Do people know what they’re Read more

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Apr 12
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Ever had cleaning your car fix some of the warning lights on your dashboard? Spring sucks here. Frozen mud clogs up everything on the underside of the truck.

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Mar 20
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The dealer offered me $6500 for the Fiesta and sold the Alltrack I was looking at. Looks like I'm not buying a new car!

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Mar 16
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A discussion in the office has lead us to the conclusion that, since shaking hands is pretty much banned now, the proper way to great people now is with finger guns.

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Dec 11
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A strange but true story: my boss was late for work this morning because the dog unplugged his car, resulting in a dead battery. These are the issues we face in the “north”.

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Nov 10
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I’m as old as me and I still work. Twenty four more years until I can retire!

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Nov 4
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I’ve never seen my Autotrader suggestions be so wrong yet so right.

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Jan 8 2019
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Oppo's new hatchback showdown for car of the year: used Fit vs. new GTI 

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Oct 30 2018
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“Wow, that sounds really cool.” That, plus other remarks, may tell me that although a 2006 WRX STi is off the table, a newer one is not (yet) if my girlfriend has a say in future automotive purchases. Come on, depreciation/pay raise!

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Jul 4 2018
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Hot take: after driving a CVPI, I can see some of the appeal of them as a fleet vehicle, but holy man do I not understand the praise as a personal vehicle, minus them being damn near unkillable. I'm happy I didn't buy one when I thought it was a good idea.

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Mar 9 2018
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Ever seen someone switch lanes with the wrong turn signal on? I have. Drivers here suck.

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Dec 14 2017
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I mean, at least with the death of net neutrality, maybe they’ll be able to get rid of all those Freewebs sites I made when I was in elementary and junior high school. People constantly accessing those has to be eating up a lot of bandwidth, right?

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Oct 3 2017
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I had a dream that there was a Jeep Patriot by Rolls Royce that cost something like £28k. I was glad to wake up and come back to this reality.

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