3/20/20
10:19 AM
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The dealer offered me $6500 for the Fiesta and sold the Alltrack I was looking at. Looks like I'm not buying a new car!

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3/16/20
2:36 PM
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A discussion in the office has lead us to the conclusion that, since shaking hands is pretty much banned now, the proper way to great people now is with finger guns.

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12/11/19
11:45 AM
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A strange but true story: my boss was late for work this morning because the dog unplugged his car, resulting in a dead battery. These are the issues we face in the “north”.

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11/10/19
10:51 PM
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I’m as old as me and I still work. Twenty four more years until I can retire!

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11/4/19
6:56 PM
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I’ve never seen my Autotrader suggestions be so wrong yet so right.

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1/8/19
1:35 PM
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Oppo's new hatchback showdown for car of the year: used Fit vs. new GTI 

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10/30/18
11:27 AM
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“Wow, that sounds really cool.” That, plus other remarks, may tell me that although a 2006 WRX STi is off the table, a newer one is not (yet) if my girlfriend has a say in future automotive purchases. Come on, depreciation/pay raise!

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7/4/18
10:18 PM
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Hot take: after driving a CVPI, I can see some of the appeal of them as a fleet vehicle, but holy man do I not understand the praise as a personal vehicle, minus them being damn near unkillable. I'm happy I didn't buy one when I thought it was a good idea.

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3/9/18
11:40 AM
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Ever seen someone switch lanes with the wrong turn signal on? I have. Drivers here suck.

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12/14/17
8:03 PM
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I mean, at least with the death of net neutrality, maybe they’ll be able to get rid of all those Freewebs sites I made when I was in elementary and junior high school. People constantly accessing those has to be eating up a lot of bandwidth, right?

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10/3/17
9:29 AM
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I had a dream that there was a Jeep Patriot by Rolls Royce that cost something like £28k. I was glad to wake up and come back to this reality.

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4/2/17
10:46 PM
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A bylaw I want: requiring properties on the corners intersections to have no structures or plants within x-distance of the intersection so I can see oncoming traffic and not your stupid bushes.

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3/17/17
11:30 PM
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Finally watched Bon Cop Bad Cop. It was amazing and if you’re Canadian I highly recommend seeing it.

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