Came across this while looking for another classic of British car humour. Anybody who has puzzled over the classic, and inevitably entirely wrong, Haynes phrase, "Reinstallation is the reverse of removal", should get a laugh out of these definitions.
Yeah, this is pretty long. I’m pretty sure that I overdid it. Maybe you’ll enjoy it, maybe you won’t. Whatever. I’m not going to edit it now, but I hope you like it. It’s a mostly-true recent experience of mine, and I just had to share it. Most of the blue links are Canuck references for y’all, eh.
Disclaimer: the following piece was thought up by me as a Kinja addict and having just finished listening to all of George Carlin's albums, I wrote this inspired piece in a quick rush. It is probably mostly about myself, it wasn't written to offend anyone. It's just something he probably would have liked to talk about…
DISCLAIMER: this is strictly done for laughs and in no way I support or condone fascism, authoritarian conservativism or any other right-wing oppressive form of government, the same way I oppose all of their left-wing equivalents. Don't take the following too seriously.
After years of campaigning Porsche 911s in the Rolex Sports Car Series GT class, Magnus Racing has announced that they will now "run what they brung" and race the Volvo haulers used to transport everything the team needs to the race. Full Press Release