“It’s a video game featuring me, the crashy one, and the slow one. That’s all you need to know,” said Jeremy Clarkson. “If you’ve always wanted to come on the road with us, this is as close as you’ll ever get. Unless you kidnap James and steal his face.”
checkout that hair!
James May and Alan Davies are the same person. Think about it. Both have the same haircut, and both have the exact same taste in shirts. Also, May’s never been on QI. I think that’s the reason. Discuss.
I had seen this many years ago and the whole segment was hilarious to me. Now, after James May’s cooking videos on YouTube, his cooking against Ramsay makes a lot more sense in retrospect. I think Ramsay should make a show where he cooks with celebrities or other amateurs in a casual setting - I think he’d be really…
James May has been reassembling again.
And now, James May resassembles a record player bit.....by bit.....by bit....by bit.....by bit......by bit. ........by bit......by bit.
I’ve been watching James May reassembling a Kenwood food mixer and I find that we have a thing in common.
In which James May assembles a food mixer.
He even has a remagnetizer!! We have given god too much power.
The first episode we can probably all agree was skiddish and full of bad stretched out jokes. Pretty sure most of us figured this was just the way the show was going to get started and would smooth out as we go.
I won’t ruin it for anyone that hasn’t watched it yet but WTF? The episode goes from a review of the Vulcan…
Let me be concise: This is how you do it. Y’all (BBC) got dunked on. Posterized. Shutout. Other... sports metaphors! Not that you didn’t see it coming. Oh, no I’m sure you saw it coming but, much like a LaFerrari joke, it was coming and there was nothing you could do about it.
NO! FUCK PATIENCE, HEADLINE GUY!!! I WANT THE GRAND TOUR AND I FUCKING WANT IT NOW DAMMIT!!!
Well, if you want to have old men scream at you, telling you to wake up.
Now all we need is May with the dog filter.