Rain-X wiper fluid is the worst tasting wiper fluid.
Of all of the infinite realities, not a single one exists where Audis are reliable.
The Lexus GS has a perineum, it is located above the drive shaft.
All cars simultaneously have and do not have an LS engine powering them, however you can’t know until you look under the hood.
Alex Zanardi was not the first one to popularize victory doughnuts. This tradition was actually started during Nero’s Inaugural Games of 54 AD when the winner of the Liberum Bred D, Maximus Decimus Ieiunus hit a blood slick and spun his chariot in circles.
The Dead Milkmen song “Bitchin’ Camaro” has been Patrick George’s ringtone for over 5 years now.
Toyota's Bold Moves ad campaign is an inside joke that marketing team created after a sarcastic comment that an intern made.
Bentley's Winged B emblem was originally designed to be a subtle and friendly jab at the Rolls Royce Spirit of Ecstacy, as the "B" doesn't stand for Bentley, but is rather a flying pair of tits.
Toto Wolff auditioned be the voice of Rainier Luftwaffe Wolfcastle on The Simpsons.
Contrary to popular belief, the Toyota Camry has a button labeled, "G," that when pressed actually makes it a fun to drive car. So far no man has been able to find it.
Bill Belichick's BMW M4 also had too little air pressure in the tires.
Throughout the design process, the lead designer of the new Ford GT kept getting hit in the head with mysterious cans of carrot juice.
As of this posting, Bob Barker has personally removed 763 sets of truck nuts from vehicles.
Rudolf Diesel was haunted until his death by one question, "Are you sure that it's not broken?"
The rusted hood look was unintentionally invented when a Mk IV Golf had an engine fire.
The man who invented the heated car seat also worked part time at a roasted nuts stand.
Bernie Ecclestone hasn't been able to shit for the past 27.89 years. It's just been slowly backing up and spilling out of his mouth.
Underneath the ECU in the Toyota Prius C is a Tamagotchi Pet. However, it died 5 months ago when its poop wasn't cleaned up.
The Hellcat was conceived when Ray Wert dragoned a Hemi in the middle of of a flaming pentastar during an oil orgy on Woodward Avenue.
The first generation of BMW computers used Maxwell's demon to operate.