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Feb 26 2018

Well I met her out at Cars and Coffee
She said she was fresh from the shop
And I remember thinkin’ for a car girl
That she went pretty well armed
We sat there talkin’ by the 1st gen Miata
I ordered her some 0W-10
And when the gear oil arrived
She said I like living like this

So I made her the queen of my double wide garage