Here’s a laugh for you. Yesterday my four year old daughter cornered the dog and made her a ‘queen’. Humorously, the…

Ztp junior has recently decided coloring anywhere except a coloring book is a great idea. Especially this patch of…

This just happened, thought it was the best explanation of parenting I can come up with; especially with a 3 year old.

Every now and then, we fall in love with a car or motorcycle. We part ways with some of our hard-earned cash and bring…

Also, is it just me or is uploading images borked, and does Kinja refuse to acknowledge daylight savings time?

Ztp Jr just shouted she was done eating strawberries. I went to pick up the bowl and found every single strawberry had…

It broke, I was suppose to fix it, I forgot about it. Ztp Jr saw it, wanted it fixed that moment. MrsZtp backed her up.…

We had my son’s 9th birthday party today. Jedi Academy was the theme. The last hour was an epic pool noodle lightsaber…

I got ice cream for my wife because she doesn’t feel well. She told our kid during dinner “if you want ice cream, you…

Being a parent has some weird quirks. One is that you get to see a miniature version of you grow up. Another is that…

Dammit, Archnemesis_Goldenhair! Control your kid, would ya?

So my wife, my 2 yr daughter, and I all went out to a Bible study earlier. During the middle of the lesson, my kid (of…

Or at least I will at about 7pm eastern. An official father of a 2 year old, which means my gray hairs will keep on…

This is my living room. As a responsible father, I have decided that it is my duty to create a fort for my soon to be 2…

Sometimes it's easy to forget that your toddler isn't just saying random things, but there is meaning behind each word.…

...With a year's subscription to Car and Driver magazine. I believe she has been saving up points from the cereal…

...of little ztp jr. As my wife puts it...

We all know better but let's keep an eye out for less responsible parents and notify someone if you see this! Story…