I’ll add mine: Ooze, Clot, Pimple, Squish, Squelch, Squirm, Bloated
I love making people laugh so here’s some humor!!
Minus 2, 3, and 4.
If you was to choose one which and why?
Just got home and decided to tackle laundry. I’m obsessed with how I do my laundry. Literally, I can’t just be a normal guy and throw in detergent. No.
That is all.
So, a cute guy asked to take me on a date...Without even thinking, I said “I can’t, I want to fix the rust spot on my third car.” He blinked a few times processing what I just said while I just casually walked away.
I know if I were in a humble contest I would take second place because I could never accept first place. I just dont think Id deserve it! There are so many people far more humble than me. In fact, winning would be humiliating! Earning second would be a truly humbling experience. This has been a random thought from…
First, a Lemmy painting? on a radiador.
This one is for you.
There was an early 944, too, but I forgot to take a picture
That new movie “Monster Trucks” —about alien tentacle whales living inside of trucks — reminded me that Tentacle Kitty is awesome, and so is Google Safe Search!
I would totally complain about these but everytime I fill up my cup and see that badge I get all fizzy inside! Makes me wish I had Lotus luggage for better handling, or Borla tuned headphones, or Ian Callum designed pens. McLaren needs to make shopping carts!
We are in the middle of the huge Oracle show, I’ve had to drive to San Jose for a smaller show too, so I’ve been about and I’ve seen a few things. I saw some cool stuff but impossible to take a pic. There was a Ferrari event somewhere last week because I saw a bunch of all types and ages.
I took a blood test this week and got an A+ without even studying! Doctor said he wanted to retest me because your score isnt supposed to improve (its probably a weed out course like integral algebra or horticulture). I told him I came from a family of overachievers. He gave me a grimace and told me we needed to do…
Where you were the lamest kid in class if you didn’t know how to draw it? Apparently everyone wasnt just into Suzuki. The thing that’s messing me up is how this doodle was so widespread before the internet and doesn’t have any real backstory of origin. Thought came up because I’m mini-hnnging over Suzuki Equators…
H, I, J, K, eww a minnow peed!
Saw this get posted on a Facebook group and thought it would be fun to do here
What kind of sick person pitches a tent in public?! Come home for lunch and a nap and I get this ghetto live action Robinson Crusoe sh*t! Honestly, I’m not mad or even bothered or really care. I just feel like exaggerating and this is different and therefore must be burned!!
Pretty damn accurate, except replace “fake car guy” with 13 year old because regardless of age they seem to have the mentality of one.