Hour rule
saw my first Tesla model 3
I mean, how stupid do you have to be, really?
Tesla Model S driver rear-ends a stopped vehicle despite the warnings.
Someone Take Elon’s Phone Away From Him
Christ, Musk, is it really that hard to not act like a total jack ass? All you have to do is run your companies and not make waves on social media. Why is this so difficult a concept to grasp?
Farewell Musk
Elon has been officially charged. He will likely have to step down and I assume they are going to have to halt trading on TSLA because this stock is going to crater if he does. I hope the company can survive because I love what Tesla is doing for the market.
Stupid idea for a kit car
Start with, oh, a Lotus Seven clone design.
Plane Vs Tesla Model X, No, I’m Not lying (This Time)
The owner that was struck by a crash-landing plane full of DEA agents credits his Tesla for keeping him safe during the event. His young son was in the car with him; neither of them were injured. Here’s the close up photos!
How to get into your, or somebody else's, Tesla
Want to get into a Tesla or McLaren, even if it’s not strictly speaking yours?
Even Before Sunrise, Tesla is Having a Shitty Day
Tesla’s Chief Accounting Officer has just resigned after little more than a month on the job, citing the “pace” of the company and the unexpected job publicity. Okay. But then, their “Chief People Officer” (AKA Head of HR) quit after going on hyattus 15 months into the gig. What say you, Oppo: Warning signs for the…
Parking Win
Near a bunch of Tesla Superchargers is this oddball parking stall on every level of the garage.
Quality Control? What Quality Control?
Apparently, everyone at Tesla overlooked the fact that just one of the Model 3’s interior door panels was brown. Although it’s said that these cars go through a number of checks before leaving the factory, not to mention the process once they move to a delivery center, the issue remained unnoticed. This Pearl White…
Want to Know What is Really Weird About Tesla?
Their “fuel” cover opens towards the rear lights. I can’t think of any other vehicles where, when you open the cover, your hand travels towards the rear of the car rather than towards the headlights. Doesn’t matter which side of the car your tank is on or if your cover is on the front fenders. This is unhinging, kin.
Mr. Regular Reviews the Model 3 and rips on Elon
The review on the car itself was fairly balanced,I felt. But The cultists are gonna be mad on the blasphemy against Electric Jesus.
New Tesla Model 3 Goes From Zero To Engulfed In Flames In 3.5 Seconds
“PALO ALTO, CA—Boasting that drivers and critics alike would be awed by the car’s pyrotechnic performance, Elon Musk announced Tuesday that every new Tesla Model 3 sold would be capable of going from zero to engulfed in flames in just 3.5 seconds. “The Model 3 is the most efficient, fastest-burning passenger car…
Future Plans - What To Do
Well I got lucky for once. I’m typically plagued with the worst luck of anyone on this planet. I caught a break though, and got a phone call I’d dreamed of getting.
