I always knew the Danes would have a part in starting World War III.
Trump has revealed some seriously boring designs for a new Air Force One Livery:
Now if only Congress can pass it.
“Leader of the free world”, Ladies and Gentlemen...
If I end up staying up all night trying to understand this, so will you dammit! [Politics or Comedy?]
I need a drink. No I need 10 drinks. Goodnight is cancelled.
i’ve got nothing...
Gas prices: Hold my beer.
So much cringe. Please #FreeMelania
Fuck BMW (Mini, Rolls-Royce), FCA (Alfa Romeo, Chrysler, Dodge, Fiat, Ram), Ford (Lincoln), GM (Buick, Cadillac, Chevrolet, GMC), Jaguar Land Rover, Mazda, Mercedes-Benz (Smart), Mitsubishi, Porsche, Toyota (Lexus), Volkswagen (Audi, Bentley, Bugatti, Lamborghini), and Volvo, and the horse they rode into the US on.