Interviewers that lied to my face and wasted my time, followed by constant fucking disrespect from idiots who break all the shit, document nothing, then act like I’m an idiot for not being a fucking mindreader when they leave 38 files laying around, none of which are consistent, and only one of which MIGHT work. Then…
“Here’s some keys we probably shouldn’t have kept... you want ‘em?”
I did not order in this sequence on purpose.
... on whether I have a job or not tomorrow. Ha ha.
My blood pressure is high. Its NEVER been high. I have had a cold for a week so I’m blaming it on that. Or the black Gallardo that was in the parking lot. Yeah, its the Lambo’s fault.
But first, some music. You are advised to grab headphones and crank it up.
Aww, he proposed with the biggest turbo he could find
“hey, we’re super-concerned about this thing that isn’t a thing and this other thing we imagined into existence to make us feel less irrational, so can you do something way different that’s impossible, with this undimensioned drawing? thanks”
So, as some of you (okay ALL OF YOU) are aware (BECAUSE I SCREAM ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME) I have absolutely and completely had it with my current job. In so, so, so, so many ways.
He then said he was too worried about rallying his E90 M3 and scraping up the bottom of it.
Resulting in all settings reverting to default. The IT guy left me this wallpaper, though. How considerate.
Older customer in the waiting room is having issues getting Spotify on their phone to play on their car’s radio, and after being told its an issue with the APP, and not the RADIO, they asked if ‘we have a phone number for Spotify’
I said to him as he pulled out of the shop...
I get to hand these quotes to customers. It makes me giggle every time. I’m 12.
Co-worker of mine just got yelled at for smoking WHILE GRILLING THE WHOLE COMPANY LUNCH...
...a last gen Suzuki XL-7?
Welcome back to work, for all of those like me that were off yesterday for the Fourth. I came back to this:
I just got back from an adrenaline filled experience. I found out 45 minutes before a deadline that FedEx had failed to deliver a very important submittal due to “mechanical difficulties.” So me and my colleagues had to go into emergency mode to re-create the submittal in-house. Did I make it?