Last weekend I bought a MotoGP game and I’ve become sort of obsessed with it. I’ve never given motorcycle racing much thought but now of course I’m starting to wonder if I shouldn’t give it a try. And it’s amazing how much cheaper it is than car racing.

But I’m convinced that motorcycles are broken-bone factories, if not outright death traps. And I like being a living, able-bodied person.

But... but... it’s soo pretty....

What do I do?