[Phone rings]

Hello, For Sweden speaking.

Hello For, this is Producer from Media. We have Question concerning Air Safety in light of Wreck. Could we talk to you or a colleague on camera/off camera about Question?

[Checks schedule]

Sure. Come at Time

[Forward to Time]

[If Camera, Grungy, unshowered camera man enters carrying enough equipment to put on a KISS concert]


[Reporter enters wearing four-figures in clothes]

[Camera rolls (or not, if no camera)]

Some people have asked Question. What is your take on Question?

My take on Question is Informed Opinion.

Thank you. Moving on, some people have suggested Crazy Unrelated Theory. What say you?