Pie Day is traditionally a day where you can go out and pay $3.14 for delicious sweet filling or extra toppings on your pizza for warm yummy-yummy goodness, but increasingly tech companies are trying to ruin the holiday with various electronic goods that are completely inedible. As an example of such mathematical holiday perversion, Amazon is taking a whopping 80% off these GoGroove kids’ bluetooth speakers (if you need something to lull your babies to sleep in the crib or in the car if your daily driver can both baby and support Bluetooth, I suppose) or you can get a nearly equally shocking 70% off all ScanDisk cards. What are these tech companies trying to do, turn our precious celebration of eatery into another Back to School special?!?!
You can find more tech deals here. If tech products are still leaving you feeling hungry you can check out Whole Foods $.314 pie special or enter Pizza Hut’s contest to win pizza for 3.14 years.