2 weeks ago, I made 3 trips to Best buy trying different routers until I finally got one that functioned semi-properly. I accomplished zero school work. Tonight, I’m trying to put finishing touches on a 35-page paper that’s due tomorrow. Naturally, when I got home from work at midnight:30, my computer needed to spend one FULL F$*&ING HOUR installing updates. What type of updates? WELL! A whole bunch of iPhone connectivity bullshit I never asked for and what else????

DISABLING MICROSOFT FUCKING WORD.

Oh, and I’ve had to do a factory reset on my 9-month-old failing phone 3 times in the last 2 weeks.

Motherfucker I hate technology.