So a local number calls me a little while ago while I’m at work, with the same Verizon exchange that I have. So I answer it. BIG MISTAKE.

There’s a recorded message saying its about my credit card, that there is no problem but they would like to speak with me about.... and I start searching for the dialpad on my cell so I can push 0 and speak with a person to tell them to F-OFF.

Suddenly I hear “press 9 to speak with an agent, again, press 9 to speak...” so I press 9.

Then I get a man of obvious Indian dialect saying hello and I immediately say, as I usually do “I am on the Do Not Call List, please remove my number from your database and DO NOT CALL ME AGAIN” and I hear a noise....

It sounds like.....

“Excuse me?” I ask.

“Blah blah blah de blah blah blah” I hear.

“Are you kidding me? You’re retarded. Why do you people keep calling me and wasting your time?”

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“Blah blah blah...”

“LISTEN. How much do they pay you to harass people and act like a retard?”

“I make tirteen tousand dollars”

“THIRTEEN?”

“Yes, tirteen tousand dollars”

“Wow, I feel bad for you. You get paid so little to be an asshole to people. You should quit and get a job at McDonalds. You can earn more than that flipping my burgers, or salting my french fries. Tell you what, I’ll pay you MORE than that to come over here and lick my ass.”

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“I will come kiss your ass. You will pay me.”

“Yeah, I will pay you to LICK my ass. You don’t call me again, I’ll call YOU and tell you when and where. PEACE!”

And I hung up.

Did I take it too far?