Good Morning fellow Jalops and Opponauts, hope you all had a great Christmas.

Yesterday, while shopping for clothes at my local Forever21, I witnessed a very classical situation : a BMW using 2 parking spots.

I decided to compile a list of the 10 best cars for asshats.

Here we go :

10 - Service van #14

Chap, we all know your struggling business is a one man show, and that this is your only van, which is also your home.


9 - The Ego Booster

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If you're going to brag about driving a Mercedes-Benz, better not be one of these beater 190.


8 - Kia Sorento with the clip-on faux BMW grille

Go home, you are not fooling anyone.

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7 - Subaru SVX

Sweet car, pal, but it drives like a Buick. And we all know that manual swap you keep talking about will never happen.

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6 - Toyota Prius

Brainwashed people thinking they are saving the planet while actually making even more damage ? How cute !

Rush Limbaugh - The Magic Car

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5 - The J-Body Tuner

Nothing screams "I have no idea what I'm doing" like dropping money on these turds.

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4 - Pontiac Hearse

What kind of ill-mannered funeral director decides to cart bodies around in a Pontiac ?

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3 - Nissan NV2500

Nothing makes me more angry than these vans. People buying them must be mean individuals.

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2 - BMW e39 5 series

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We all agree the e39 is a masterpiece, but unfortunately, we can't say the same about the asswipes who initially bought leased them.

The e39 single-handedly made BMW the brand of choice for douchenozzles who can't operate simple things like blinkers or use only one parking spot.


1 - YOU DECIDE

Submit your best car for obnoxious people below in the comment section, the winner will be revealed this afternoon.

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