We all know that Dodge’s dearly departed Dakota and the Viper shared a lug pattern. This has predictably led to all kinds of Dakotas wearing Viper shoes:

What I would really like to see is a Viper wearing Dakota shoes. Google comes up empty on this request, presumably because the brakes on the Viper are too big and why the hell would you want to do that.

So, one of you oppos with some shoppin’ skills, make it happen. Throw some Dakota wheels on the Snake and let’s see how bad it is.