Kinja better not eat this one, because boy, this is gonna be epic. Relevant buffer image.
Yep, that is a 1974 Rolls Royce Silver Shadow! (Or at least what’s left of it.)
I’m sure this will be completely reliable with absolutely no electrical or engine problems at all, he lied through his teeth.
But... I could probably get a new 2017 for that much.
“Reliable,” “Runs Great,” “3.5 Motor” - at least one of these doesn’t belong.
I’m SURE it’s only the ebrake sensor and absolutely nothing else is wrong with the car at all based on his strict NO REFUNDS policy, aren’t you?
Just what I always wanted! The worst of two marques in one inconvenient package!
Not only is this totally not a scam based on the photos taken many miles away, I am sure it has a lifetime of totally reliable operation ahead of it!
Nothing I can say will make this any funnier.
... guess I’ll just have post something funnier.
OK. OK. I really do need to find a damn car by the end of the month. I mean, really, I cannot possibly find worse ideas than th...
Okay. Surely I cannot make it w-
OKAY OKAY TIME TO GET SERIOUS.
... nope couldn’t post that link with a straight face!
But hey at least nothing EVER breaks on these, and if it did, parts are always easy to find! And just look at how clean and not set on fire it is!
(Yes, every Saab around here is priced roughly that insanely.)
But hey! This one’s a Florida car, so no rust! And it’s really a Ford under the skin so you know it’s got to be completely reliable and bulletproof!
Then again, who wouldn’t want a Toyota Rocket?!
A 2006 Range Rover! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Please shoot me now.