Oh fuckity fuck fuck.

So my brother in law managed to accumulate a Colorado pickup and an early 90s Jaguar XJ in the last 2 years.

He doesn’t use the pickup at all. He would like to use the Jaguar, but it sits in his driveway, perpetually broken down.

He does want a car for himself, and wants something luxurious (hence the Jaguar) My sister and I thought that we convinced him to get rid of both and get a used Lexus (a late 90s LS or SC).

Today he bought an early 2000s Land Rover Discovery.He still didn’t sell the Jaguar or the pickup.

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So if you’re on Staten island and see a man being chased around the block by his weapon-wielding wife, that might be my dumbass brother in law.