In case you didn’t know, rain in Southern California makes people do stupid things. Oh, wait, I forgot, they’re always stupid.

A customer just stepped over this bro step* instead of walking through the fucking door!!!

She also refused to park in a parking spot and come in, even after I told her three fucking times.

I can’t handle this, I’ve never had any patience to begin with.

*A bro step is a device used to inspect illegal mods on lifted trucks that only serve to display to the public how small the owners genitals are.