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That's not a knife. This is a knife

I’ve been working as a warehouse driver for a local thrift store since late April.

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They don’t sell knives but people donate weird stuff to the stores after hours.

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I got this for $5. I don’t know anything about knives but couldn’t let this get thrown into the scrap metal dumpster.

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Doesn’t appear to have any maker marks.

I kinda want to cut down a tree with it.

A couple other weird things that have been donated...

An urn, with grandma inside.

A Fleshlight. Might not have been the brand name but it looked like a fuckable flashlight.

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And we get a lot of old used panties.

Wtf

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