Uh. I can explain.

See, there was this dog. A lab. A black lab. A happy black lab. Very friendly, absolutely loved me. Unfortunately... Not the brightest dog. While I was outside cleaning this window, the lab was inside—saw me—and ran headfirst into the pane. Ouch...

Thank God the homeowner was there watching, because there’s no way I could have convinced him otherwise.

Sorry doggo. I hope your head feels okay