I’m right on most of these things, so you know.

1- The Bentayga looks great and I want one.

2-There is nothing wrong with the Convertible Evoque.

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3- The large powerful Infiniti thing is not that ugly.

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4- The MINI Cooper Wagon thing is fucking awesome and I will buy one in the future if the price is right.

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5-All of you thinking there is something awfully wrong with your VAG cars are insane, there is no need to sell, incinerate or terminate them.

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6- The new Audi TT and R8 look daft and I’ll tell you why. They did not change the overall roundish shape of the earlier models and then grafted a low hanging squarish idiot face to it.

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7- Tavarish is fucking right, every single car is more interesting than a middle sized beige something and you should buy them. Maintenance costs- Schmaintenance costs

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8- Every single large truck is awful and could be replaced with more economical, prettier, less dangerous, less polluting and less obnoxious things.

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9- The Malibu needs to see a dentist IMMEDIATELY