The $500 Van Presents: The Pissing Contest

This week we had an actual pissing contest.

The $500 Van dudes LOVE COMPETITION. Our competitions inevitably lead to arguments. Arguing is central to our friendship. Often involving immature name calling, cheating and inevitably childish pushing and shoving. This week’s video contains surprisingly little of this. So we feel the need highlight our rare ability to act like adults.

Many of our arguments have to do with vans and pissing. Having a toilet in the back of the $500 Van means we can constantly bicker about who can LITERALLY piss the farthest. DISCLAIMER: The Team Behind The $500 Van Never Condones Urinating On Public Roads. All Urination Performed On Closed Course.

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Through scientific testing and the utilization of advanced testing equipment, such as that measurement wheel thing, we are able to conduct a real life pissing contest with 100% accuracy.

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Disclaimer: NO ACTUAL PISS LEFT HIS SCHLONG ON PUBLIC ROADS

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