If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

The article about Bernie's MIL getting kidnapped made me realize something...

First wife (estimated ages/dates):

Married 22 (1952), divorced 55 (1983)

Second wife:

Married 27 (1985), divorced 51 (2009)

Third wife:

Married 35 (2012)

Holy creepy dude! Do his wedding vows state “Until AARP do us part”?

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