1: Meh, nothing good, nothing special.
2: I’d rather be doing something else.
3: Am I flypaper for freaks?!
4: That’s it, I’m out of here..
5: Even in the future nothing works!
6: Situation normal, all fucked up (SNAFU)
7:Things are really fucked up (TARFU)
8: Fucked up beyond all recognition (FUBAR)
9: WTF, how does this shit even happen?
10: KILL ME NOW!