Welcome to the Badass Files, where we briefly get to pretend that we are the awesome, super-charismatic badasses we all pretend we are, rather than the plebes and drones and general cynics that we actually are!

The way this works is pretty damn simple: I ask a question pertaining to the stuffs that make up an ideal badass, and you tell me what it really takes to be a badass. Have no fear arguing about it, either. This, after all, a place of informed opinion. And that is badass.

Today's question: What would the ultimate badass commute to the office in?

As far as I'm concerned there is only one answer to this question: A Curtiss P-40 Warhawk. Why? Because fuck you, I'm a badass. R.T. Smith got it right.