I came a little late for yesterday's "Craziest BMW variant" and because I spent so much time honing my advanced pixlr/photoshop skills (about 3 Minutes 35) I didn't want to deny you the ugly Bimmer truth that's coming to a dealership near you:

Lo and behold the BMW 6 Series Gran Coupe GT.

You may think that this is a joke, but look at the proportions. At the lines that go nowhere, that weird butt. That's like straight out of the BMW "How to design a proper GT" manual.

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