Oh wait, they’re cats!
The problem: My wife bought a hanging “cat hammock” thinking we could hang it from the plant hook in the ceiling by a window.
Small problem, it’s not long enough for any of the cats to actually get into. The simple solution would’ve been to hang it from a chain.
If you find yourself in this situation I highly advise just buying a length of chain.
Since I have a bunch of random hardware I went a different route. I bought three dowel rods and used some eye bolts, a carabiner hook, and some light weight chain that I already had.
With all that I built this monstrosity.
Now, we wait to see if anyone even looks at it. I’m sure if nothing else they’ll enjoy swatting the shiny chain.