To give you the rhythm. Re-written lyrics below.

The devil went down to Oppo

He was lookin’ for a soul to steal

He was in a bind

‘Cause he was way behind

And he was willin’ to make a deal.

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When he came across this young man

Wrenchin’ on his Volvo ‘cause it was running hot

And the devil jumped

Up on a hickory stump

And said “boy let me tell you what

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I guess you didn’t know it

But I’m a autocrosser too

And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you

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Now you hoon that boosted Volvo boy

But give the devil his due

I’ll bet a Miata of gold

Against your soul

‘Cause I think I’m better than you”

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The boy said “my name’s Johnny

And it might be sin

But I’ll take your bet

And your gonna regret

‘Cause I’m the best there’s ever been.”

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Johnny, start your Volvo up and push your tires hard

‘Cause hell’s broke loose in Oppo, and the devil deals the cards

And if you win, you get this turbo Miata made of gold

But if you lose, the devil gets your soul

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The devil opened up his shed

And he said, “I’ll start this heat”

And fire flew from his exhaust

As he turned over his Lambo

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Then he put he’s trans in drive

and it made an evil hiss

And team of demons laid the sea of cones

And it sounded something like this.

When the devil finished

Johnny said, “well you’re pretty good, old son

But sit down in that chair right there

And let me show you how it’s done.”

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He pushed the tires, burnin’ hotter than the sun

He done clipped the apex one after one

Workin’ hard to keep tha turbo spooled

Johnny does it understeer? No child, no

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The devil bowed his head

Because he knew that he’d been beat

And laid the keys to the gold Miata

On the ground at Johnny’s feet

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Johnny said, “Devil, just come back

If you ever want to try again

I done told you once you son of a bitch

I’m the best there’s ever been.”

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He pushed the tires, burnin’ hotter than the sun

He done clipped the apex one after one

Workin’ hard to keep tha turbo spooled

Johnny does it understeer? No child, no

Now someone needs to actually play this lol.