I have a stubborn case of Disco fever, so as winter drags on I check online for LR3s that I might be able to afford. Unfortunately, I found one.
It ticks all the boxes: V8, 7-seats, tan inside, not black or silver on the outside, and the HD package which includes the locking rear diff. It’s an SE, not an HSE, so it’s apparently missing some feature I never knew I needed, but who cares?
My 4Runner isn’t worth much, I don’t feel like financing, and my wife won’t sell her (relatively) reliable Passat for this. Dammit!