You. You monsters running hollywood. You already had the audacity - the nerve - to greenlight a movie where one of the characters is literally a piece of shit. That was bad enough. But your latest maneuver goes beyond the pale...

You dare cast Sir Patrick Steward, Captain of the Starship Enterprise, not only in such a feature, but as the piece of shit? Literally smearing his flawless record with excrement?! THIS INDIGNITY WILL NOT STAND! Number One, target Sony Pictures Inc. FIRE A FULLY VOLLEY OF TORPEDOES!