And ensure the existence of Jalops on FoRS for the rest of time.

It's the sad truth, but then again, if the sheeple who bought it didn't like it, then they can sell it, and if it's gone to NP, we'll buy it. And if sheeple like it, then we've turned them into one of us, who have seen the light that is Driving Pleasure.

I think this is the only way to make the FoRS a success both in the cash register, the publications, and the hearts of Americans. A success enough to keep this car alive for about ten years.

But how do we convince sheeple that the FoRS is both better than a Toyota or Honda commuting appliance?